Gumbo and Pizza represent my two favorite foods from two places that feel like home to me, Louisiana and New York. Gumbo and Pizza are also two foods that I would pick to be apart of my last meal or two foods to have if I were stranded on an island.
Here are pieces of the world that I think are worth experiencing........
Better than a cat on a leash or How to be a parenting retard
1) Have a kid (first retarded mistake)
2) Let your kid wear whatever she wants (your dumb-ass parents let you go out looking like an imbecile so why not?)
3) Make your kid hold your beer while you txt your bff
4) Drag your kid around on a Goddamn leash like a Goddamn animal because you are a Goddamn retard
